Hold on to your butt, Brochachos – because Surfer Boy Pizza is taking calls.
If you’ve fallen in love with Argyle (Eduardo Franco), the smarter-than-you-think pizza stoner and delivery guy who’s new to ‘Stranger Things’ season 4, you can call him – and he’ll be a hit. pleasure to choose above. Somehow.
Warning: Spoilers ahead.
In the series, Argyle throws pies for the fictional pizzeria and borrows his company van for a cross-state road trip to save Eleven (Millie Bobby Brown) with his new pals Jonathan Byers (Charlie Heaton), Will Byers (Noah Schnapp) and Mike Wheeler (Finn Wolfhard).
Some fans noticed a phone number on the side of the van, which featured heavily on the show, and decided to call it.
They were pleasantly surprised to find a prerecorded message from Argyle.
HuffPost can verify that if one calls 805-45-PIZZA (805-457-4992), Argyle does indeed “pick up” and say:
“Surfer Boy Pizza is Argyle talking. At Surfer Boy, we make everything fresh except for our pineapple, which comes from a can, but I still recommend putting pineapple juicy on it.
If you’re hesitant to try pineapple, he has a word of encouragement, saying, “Oh, the fruit on your pizza is gnarly, you say? Well, I say try before you deny.
The greeting is a one-line wink Argyle is part of the show while working at the pizzeria. He also makes the sweet and savory treat for Eleven and her pals before she dives into a “bathtub with a pile of salt” so she “can enhance her psychic powers so she can save the world from this super bad guy”.“, in his words.
The rest of the message features Argyle putting the caller on hold to give a colleague a rather elaborate pizza order. We won’t spoil the cuteness of the rest of the post, but we’ll just say that Argyle gives the same kind of love he has for blue cheese pineapple.
Eddie Munson (Joseph Quinn), another fan-favorite new character from Season 4, is sadly not featured in the post.
Which makes sense, because Argyle and Eddie never had the chance to meet.
But we think that since the two shared an enthusiasm for a certain weed, Argyle and Eddie would certainly have been very close dudes.