“Come on, Europe, you can’t judge us. You had fascists; we had fascists. You have leaders who marry their cousins; we have Rudy, who married his cousin. You had Nosferatu; we have – we have Rudy. Potato, pot-ah-to, ”said Stephen Colbert.
“Tomorrow, that cicada will be on Fox News with a neck brace calling for the impeachment of Biden:” See what he did to me! It’s on tape. ‘ – JIMMY FALLON
“The cicada came back to his buddies like, ‘Damn, the old man is faster than expected.'” – JIMMY FALLON
“Forget the Secret Service; this man needs a SWAT team! – STEPHEN COLBERT
“Meanwhile, Mike Pence was like, ‘Bugs on your head – you’re supposed to save this for the big debate.'” – JIMMY FALLON
Songs worth watching
Kristen Bell performed part of “You Can Only Keep One” on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show”.
What excites us Thursday night
Netflix’s “Army of the Dead” star Tig Notaro will appear on Thursday’s “Conan”.
Also, check this
A new AMC + show satirizes the tradition of hot wives with schlubby husbands on network sitcoms.