“I can relate to Ted Cruz,” Stephen Colbert said Thursday night. “Now as Joe’s president, I find it a lot easier to sleep too.”
“And understand this: 85% of people who watched Biden’s speech approved of it. It’s incredible. The only other things Americans really like are Dolly Parton and cheese fries. – JIMMY FALLON
“In Trump’s first 100 days, he also accomplished a lot. He tweeted that Snoop Dogg’s career was failing, that Nordstrom was mean to Ivanka, and that he was a better host of “The Apprentice” than Arnold Schwarzenegger. – JIMMY KIMMEL
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