“Turns out it was a lot worse than we imagined because he actually kidnapped them in Texas,” Colbert said. “For a guy who cares so much about boundaries that he doesn’t seem to know where his condition ends.”
DeSantis claimed the migrants “intended to come to Florida.”
“Come on,” he said. “No one is planning to go to Florida.”
Colbert noted that there are only two reasons people travel to the Sunshine State.
“You’re about to die and you want to eat pudding next to an alligator,” he said. “Or you want to do this Disney thing where you can build your own lightsaber.”
Then Colbert offered a blunt answer to a trivial question about how “asshole” DeSantis was: