Massachusetts police want to know who stole this 200-pound Shrek statue

Massachusetts police have opened an investigation into a missing 200-pound statue of Shrek, the beloved ogre from the 2001 movie of the same name, CNN reported.
“This approximately 200 pound cement SHREK SCULPTURE has disappeared from his home on MOUNTAIN RD,” the Hatfield Police Department said in a Facebook post Wednesday. “If you have information on its current whereabouts, please contact our service or return it in the condition in which you found it.”
The department added that “the dragon sculpture he lives with is frustrated and lonely.”
Shrek loves swamps and the banger of 1999’s “All Star” by Smash Mouth. However, his best friend, Donkey, and his wife, Fiona, were ruled out as suspects.
If you have any information about the disappearance of the Shrek statue, contact the Hatfield Police Department immediately.
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