JJ Watt knows cells.
Watt is a free agent, having requested and received his release from the Texans in February. His free agency has NFL fans clinging to his every word, hoping the defensive side will sign with their team.
Watt, one of the most active NFL players on social media sites, sent out a single tweet on Tuesday, which sent these same NFL fans in Defcon 1:
“Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell,” the tweet read.
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Before we move on, it’s important to note that mitochondria are, in fact, the powerhouse of the cell. It is made up of membrane-bound organelles that provide chemical energy to fuel the cell’s biochemical reactions. Watt is correct here.
What does this have to do with the NFL? Well, “organelle” and “NFL” rhyme, but that’s about it.
Still, that hasn’t stopped starving football fans from multiple teams – including the Chargers, Bills, Browns and Lions – from turning to the tweet machine to try and draw conclusions from the educational tweet sent by. Watt.
Mitochondria are shaped like beans➡️#Invoices GM? Brandon beane
Beane was Executive of the Year, making him the central general manager of the league (cell).
I didn’t even sweat while reading this one, #BillsMafia. https://t.co/OWx7rrGOug
– Ryan Talbot (@RyanTalbotBills) February 23, 2021
If the mitochondria are a hazy clue to joining the Bills, I’ll be so pissed off I won’t have any choice but to turn my phone on fire pic.twitter.com/4677tl3oZ1
– rare medium pink bitch (@FeitsBarstool) February 23, 2021
Mitochondria was discovered by Albert von Kolliker, a Swiss embryologist and histologist. The Swiss make cheese like the grown-ups of? Green Bay.
Wow, CONFIRMED, JJ is going to the Packers. #OpenYourThirdEye https://t.co/9eHf8nu3wc
– Raheel Ramzanali 🤘🏾🤘🏾 (@The_Raheel) February 23, 2021
I love these tweets. Especially enjoy playing, whether it means something or not.
The Mitochondria Research Society is located in Buffalo, a city where the #Invoices to play. https://t.co/GEcXX6DT0P
– Jeff Kerr (@JeffKerrCBS) February 23, 2021
Mitochondria are the power
Coal is used for energy
There are coal mines in Pittsburgh
He signs with the steelmakers https://t.co/SpsUibp3Tl
– Stephanie # LetsGoPens🐧 (@sllainey) February 23, 2021
Mitochondria are very similar to Macedonia, Ohio. A great place to live when you sign with the Cleveland Browns.
– Nick Karns (@ karnsies817) February 23, 2021
The SN theory: A “Watt” is a unit used to measure electricity, which is used to power things, similar to mitochondria. The logo of the chargers is a lightning bolt made of electricity. Therefore, JJ Watt is heading to the chargers.
Is this how it works?