“I hate Halloween,” Kimmel admitted, which might explain why he takes so much pleasure in one of the party’s oldest pranks.
Kimmel is also not a fan of Cruz and it repeated itself as he discussed a new investigation into the States with the most Halloween decorations. Texas came in fourth, but Kimmel said it’s number one when it comes to the country’s scariest Halloween decorations: Ted Cruz lawn panels.
Or as Kimmel called him: the “real grandfather Munster” and “the Cancun Chupacabra”.
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