Jimmy Kimmel mocks ‘pathetic’ Trump over ‘saddest thing’ ever posted

Trump previously claimed he was about to be arrested. When that didn’t happen, he claimed the investigation was “already dropped.” Now he praises the grand jury – which still meets – and insists he has “such respect” for them in his latest all-caps rant.

“If that’s not the saddest thing I’ve ever read,” Kimmel said. “The big, powerful Donald Trump weakly kissing the capitalized asses of people he’ll never meet in a last ditch hope that he might somehow flatter them just enough to let him off the hook.”

Kimmel wasn’t done yet.

“I haven’t seen anything so pathetic since he asked Stormy to spank him with a Forbes magazine,” he added. “It’s just sad with an exclamation mark at the end.”

See more in his Wednesday night monologue:


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