Gutfeld Asks Disney: How Can You Dream When You’re Awake?

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So how do you know you’re living in a delusion?

I mean, other than Joe Biden thinking he’s president. I mean, when people suddenly believe something is going on when it really isn’t, and they pick on you if you refuse to play along.

The left in this country right now is like that mentally ill homeless person yelling at someone on the sidewalk, but there’s actually no one there. But if you tell him no one is there, he’ll attack you for pointing out the reality of the situation.

But with our media, such illusions are rewarded with attention and therefore incentivized. The latest delirium? That Florida’s parental rights bill is an attack on gays and trans people, and that somehow even stating the distinction between male and female is an affront to them.

But sorry, Disney.

According to my data, 99.9% of gay and trans people are not offended by the terms boys and girls. Where did I find this stat? Where I get all my bio stats – the steam room at 92 Street Y.


But sadly, all you need are a few unbalanced voices and control of the horn — and by horn, I mean mainstream and social media. Social media is now the conduit for delirious contagion, where attention-starved activists judge words as harmful boys and girls.

A view of the entrance to Walt Disney World. (Photo by Octavio Jones/Getty Images)

Sorry, these people are full of more —- than a cage full of lactose intolerant chimpanzees. And I know it.

But like bubonic plague, it is a rodent that spreads the problem. Take it home, Mickey Mouse.

DISNEY TRAINING: Last summer, we removed all gendered greetings related to our life skills, so we no longer say, “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” We’ve provided training to all of our, our cast members and in relation to that, so now they know it’s “Hello everyone” or “Hello, friends.”

We’re changing those recorded messages, and many of you probably know when we brought the fireworks back to the Magic Kingdom. We no longer say “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls”. We say, “Dreamers of all ages.”

Dreamers? How can you dream when you’re awake?

Disney once knew the importance of understanding your audience. Now they don’t even like their audience anymore. Looks like Disney is welcoming everyone with a no girls sign.

Did their customers ask for it? No, it’s just a society terrified of not being woken up. Most families don’t know about this shit.

And why? ‘Cause they’re too busy doing two jobs to put food on their kids’ tables, and maybe one week a year, take them to your stupid amusement park and drop a couple thousand bucks watching a duck without pants talking gibberish.

Warning, Waste Management: Disney has been making family entertainment for 99 years, but now they’re turning to trash.

It also happens in government. As we face possible war, runaway inflation and rapid crime, what is the White House worried about?

They announced that US airport security procedures would become gender neutral. Yeah, they’ll use an X for travelers going through PreCheck who don’t identify as male or female.

TSA pre-checks the fast lane line before security at Reagan National Airport.

TSA pre-checks the fast lane line before security at Reagan National Airport.

But isn’t X the female chromosome? Wait until someone complains. I just might. TSA agents will also be getting new instructions to make the procedures less invasive, which is sad.

Being married, I began to appreciate these palpations. But of course, Biden also condemned dangerous legislative and anti-transgender attacks without citing any real evidence.

President Biden.  (Photographer: Eric Lee/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

President Biden. (Photographer: Eric Lee/Bloomberg via Getty Images)
(Eric Lee/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

PRESIDENT BIDEN: We know it’s hard when there are people who don’t see you and don’t respect you. For example, the onslaught of state anti-transgender laws. Attacking you and your family is simply wrong. This administration stands up for you against all of these hateful bills, and we are committed to advancing transgender equality in the classroom, on the playground, at work, in our military, in our housing and health – everywhere, simply everywhere.

Yeah, well, that begs the question: Why do Democrats only condemn crimes that don’t happen instead of crimes that do?

What about attacks on elderly Asians or random murders by homeless maniacs in liberal cities? Why doesn’t Joe care —-?

Could it be that the people who feed him don’t care either?

It’s the Will Smith slap of politics. While we’re talking about that, we’re not talking about the president who needs nursery notes to explain why he’s trying to start World War III.

So let’s instead focus our energy on a bill that prohibits people from talking to 5-year-olds about sex when we should be wondering why they’re fighting to teach indoctrination when they can’t even teach math. .

Honestly, any adult who wants to please a 5 year old about sexual issues they can’t understand is the only good argument for distance learning.

Illusions become dangerous when your president buys into them, and Biden did. Happy to finally be president? It’s OK too being a vehicle for idiocy.

And finally, there is this story. A medical student at Wake Forest School of Medicine deliberately missed a patient’s vein because he laughed at the student’s pronoun pin.


Kychelle Del Rosario bragged about it, posting, “I had a patient I was taking blood from, see my pronoun pinned down and laugh loudly at the staff, ‘She/She? Well, of course I did! What other pronouns are even there ?This?’ I missed his vein so he must have gotten stuck twice.”

Well, she looks like a real —–.

So this is it. Business, government, people are all acting irrationally in the belief that there is an epidemic of anti-gay and trans hostility. It’s not true.

But unfortunately, what is true?

Parents may have science, but activists have the media.

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening commentary on the April 1, 2022 edition of “Gutfeld!”


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