Greg Gutfeld: The Narrative Falls Apart

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Let’s keep up to date with the raid on Mar-a-Lago. We have unpublished images. To roll.

[Comedy video of old timey police]

So, like Paul Pelosi driving down a two-way street, it’s pretty obvious that Merrick Garland has crossed the line and now the media realizes their whole narrative is collapsing like a roast in a hot tub.


What happened to the history of nuclear weapons? Yeah. Apparently Trump stole some valuable nuclear secrets that he was planning to sell to someone. I don’t know about you, but this seems like a strange career transition for a real estate mogul. Should I build a new luxury condominium development downtown or sell nuclear secrets to Putin? It’s a tough call. On the one hand, you can earn a lot of money legally. On the other hand, you could be executed for treason.

Of course, the media always chooses the most absurd bullshit to peddle Trump. So what is the media now doing that has invested so much in this psychosis? They say if you dare to criticize the raid you will incite violence against the FBI who are busy doing the Lord’s job of sniffing Melania’s shoes. I chose the word shoes.

And genuine. There were notable incitements to violets. There was. Remember, Michael Beschloss tweeted a photo of the Rosenbergs who were executed for selling nuclear secrets to Moscow. It was a tweet that then-General Michael Hayden agreed with adding “seems about right”. These are two major voices not calling the FBI, but suggesting Trump’s execution.

But the media ignores this incitement, preferring to call random crackpots who post threats on message boards. But I understand. You should see the things I post on the My Little Pony forums. But if you ever mess with Twilight Spark, I’ll kill you.

But let’s jump to CNN where Wolf Blitzer, the ugliest of Santa’s reindeer, interviewed Adam Kinzinger, whose last name is German for I cry during tampon commercials. And Wolf asked the most leading question you could ask. And no, it wasn’t. Would you marry me? Roll, Sven.

WOLF BLITZER: You’ve seen this joint bulletin from the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. He now warns of what they call unprecedented violent threats following the Mar-a-Lago raid. Do you hold former President Donald Trump responsible for inciting his supporters?

ADAM KINZINGER: Yeah, absolutely. 100%, Wolf. Any elected Republican rushing to be the first on TV or the first on Twitter to fundamentally condemn the FBI. This explains why it is really dangerous. And I fear it will get worse.

It could get worse. He fears or hopes. But that’s not journalism. This is emotional propaganda in which the host indulges the damaged psyche of his guests. It’s more manipulative than Fox running pizza ads during my hangover.

So if you condemn the raid, you are stirring up violence, unlike Beschloss and Haydan who actually suggest that Trump is eligible for execution. But who knows more about the fueling of violence than CNN, which has been bashing the cops at every opportunity for ten years? Still, it’s Trump’s fault for inciting the violence because he somehow invited the raid, which might be the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard that didn’t come out of your mouth. by Don Lemon. Even a clod like Adam knows it was the raid that pissed people off. No prompting was needed. But he’s lost in the rabbit hole of anti-Trump mania. Then when Trump tries to reduce the heat like soothing cream applied to Hunter’s latest rash – it was necessary, listen to Wolf’s question and then Kinzinger’s response.

WOLF BLITZER: Does it strike you as odd that the man who started the fire apparently tried to ask the attorney general to put it out?

ADAM KINZINGER: Yeah. I mean, it’s a scary message, to be honest with you. Just like, frankly, Donald Trump and his supporters have gotten pretty scary in how they act and what they threaten.

Yeah. You know, when Adam calls someone scary, it sounds like a projection, because there’s absolutely nothing scary about a grown man crying more than a baby teething. , who has colic and diaper rash.

But you’re starting to see that it’s not Trump painting targets on people, it’s people like Kinzinger who have been a wreck since Trump came onto the political scene. Amber Heard hasn’t cried so much since meeting Johnny Depp. The situation escalates — when Wolff asks about Liz Cheney, the vice chairwoman of the Jan. 6 committee, possibly losing the GOP primary. He said this.

ADAM KINZINGER: I think it shows the party is in a bad place. Look, we stand against evil. Liz Cheney stands against evil. And I say this, you know, I put this message out the other day, that a lot of people are sitting and dreaming of the day when they can do it. And very few people have that chance to really stand up against evil.

Yeah. They fight evil. What evil is it exactly? Are they terrorists? Are they pedophiles? Are they field goal kickers? No it’s you. If you support Trump, you are bad. If you don’t trust the government, you are bad. If you don’t trust the media, you’re bad. If you think the FBI or the DOJ have people in high positions making political decisions instead of principled decisions, you’re wrong.

Meanwhile, if you’re a BLM rioter, no-bail killer, evil teacher, or the Chinese government. Nothing to see here, friends.

So who paints targets on people’s backs? It’s Adam. This is Scherwin ******* Williams.

Remember that to incite violence against people, you must dehumanize them. It’s an old tactic that Charles Krauthammer laid out decades ago. The right thinks the left is wrong, but the left thinks the right is bad.

What’s funny is normally on the left, Liz Cheney would be the baddest of the bad guys. But how quickly the left forgets the dead.

Now Adam isn’t left-handed, but he appreciates the weird new respect given by the left. He’s like a married man being hit on by an attractive stranger. Except that the attractive foreigner is named Wolf and has a breath that stinks of Poligrip.

The libs got it, guiding the emotionally damaged Adam to conclusions no objective Republican would ever accept, they exploited his anti-Trump mania to their advantage because wherever he goes, which is basically cable news and Twitter, all that a ** **t sees is a red hat. He’s got a long Trump inconvenience, and there’s no vaccine.


But it gave him and Cheney both a victim complex and a hero complex. They are heroes in the fight against evil and victims when people shout their BS. And with that, they forget about the millions of people who actually loved what Trump did as president. They just aren’t as emotionally connected to Trump’s personality as those brats. So will Liz win or lose? She begged Dems to switch sides to help her, and she got a belated endorsement from Freddy Krueger. [Picture of Dick Cheney]. Moreover, she still has very big fans.

Joe Simpson: Liz Cheney is standing up for the truth, and it makes her very hot. She may lose her position in the party. She could even lose her career as a politician. But it’s something worth admiring – standing up for the truth right now. I’m a bit of a Liz Cheney fan.

Yes. OJ pretends he’s a fan and that makes sense – they have something in common, although OJ stabs people up front.


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