GREG GUTFELD: Sunny Hostin’s ‘Elite Mentality’ Reveals His Disconnect With Ordinary People
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You know, I don’t care a lot about “The View”, but that’s only because they keep talking. Those hands still clap.
They say stupid things for an hour every day, and then I say stupid things for an hour every day, except on purpose, but once in a while one of those dingbats inadvertently says something that reveals the thoughts so perfectly modern liberals, it deserves further study.
You know, like a weird snake that’s washed up on the beach, and you want to poke it with a stick. Take the COVID lockdowns. Do you remember all the small businesses that went bankrupt? All the kids psychologically and emotionally scarred because they couldn’t socialize with each other?
It broke up marriages and ruined what I had with Taylor Swift. Well, never mind all that, because COVID also taught Sunny Hostin how to get groceries delivered. Yeah, I know. Incredible, but that means it’s time for…
SINGERS: You live your life and you feel depressed, you don’t know what’s true. You don’t know what’s true. So you quickly flip through the channels to watch Sunny on “The View.” Oh, my God, what she’s saying is stupid. Where the hell did they get that woman from? She is a host who is always rude and lame. With a lot of nonsense to proclaim. If you want a show where people know the host is dumber than you. Next, set your DVR to watch Sunny Hostin on “The View”.
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Well done, John. You are hired for one more day. So, Sunny, I bet you haven’t been to a supermarket since COVID in about three years.
SUNNY HOSTIN: I haven’t been to a supermarket for about three years. This is where I discovered Instacart, and I tip them big because they don’t always pay their people well. And that’s been a problem, I think, for the company. But man, you can have toiletries, you can have logs. You know those big Bounty towels, you don’t want to wear them? Someone else is leaving.
Fire logs? She had to tell the public that she gives big tips because even she knows she looks insufferable. Hey, I’m a ——-, but at least I tip. This lady probably has virtue signals on the toilet, but that’s not the point here. While everyone was trying to figure out how to survive like the government told us, that breathing in public could kill us, Sunny was lounging in her big house, clicking pictures of arugula while mixing cocoa puffs into her Haagen-Dazs.
Oh, the oppression. I wonder if she wiped the errands herself or if her maid does it. She also gives him a tip.
Of course, many people started getting their groceries delivered during COVID because we were told it would help save the world from the deadly virus that suddenly appeared for no apparent reason disclosed by any particular world government. We are all in the same boat. We’re all in the same boat, remember? Just like Jonestown.
But unlike this chick, we didn’t think it was the best thing that could have happened to us, even if it caused Joy Behar to wear a mask. Oh, you make me sick. It’s funny, her name is Joy, it’s like my name is Ugly. But we didn’t breathe a sigh of relief that we’d never have to set foot in a grocery store again.
I love grocery stores. I treat them like strip clubs. I’ll spend hours in the cookie aisle watching the Keebler elves until I get excited. Then I’ll put a five in the old lady’s bra giving out free samples.
I only get kicked out when security thinks my denim shorts are too small. They can never be too small, but most people returned to grocery stores once the emergency was over. We are back to normal.
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True, I started not washing my hands again and sneezing happily on the elderly. But if you work on “The View” or anywhere else in liberal media, you’re insulated from the world, just as fat insulates them from the cold.
Oh, I tip those poor people big bucks for rushing out, picking up food for me, and carrying it to my mansion. Yeah, thanks for the 20 bucks, ma’am. That’s good for two to three gallons of gas so I can drive home with my kids who eat baloney sandwiches for the ninth night in a row for dinner and urinal cakes for dessert.
You know, when the rest of us criticize the lockdowns, the lingering effects, people like Sunny just walk away because it didn’t affect them at all. For her, it was a giant excuse to sit at home and dip popsicle pies in alfredo sauce.
She doesn’t care because she doesn’t have to. It’s a class thing, and that’s why she plays the race card so often, so you don’t notice it’s a class thing. His life reeks of classism.
Is crime on the rise? Just hire private security. Do illegal immigrants flock to the country? Don’t live near the border. covid? Stay home forever. Let the peons take the risk for me. Do schools suck? Hey, no more idiots to watch “The View”.
This lady is more quirky than Janet Yellen’s barber, and she’s a barber. It’s the old Howard Stern diatribe: you idiots who need freedom kill people. Why not sit at home like me in my compound in the Hamptons and work from home? Again, let the peons take all the risk.
My God, how the mighty pet man fell. These elites are so isolated that they’ve forgotten that most Americans aren’t paid to sit in a comfortable chair pontificating about everything all day.
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No. Some of us are cameramen whose names I don’t know. But maybe one day, when we finally eliminate this fake race war, it will finally expose this elite mentality and we’ll find that Sunny is like Marie Antoinette, except she says, “Let me eat cake “.