GREG GUTFELD: Elon Musk ticks all the elite

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Once again, Elon Musk is pissing off all the right people. In the beginning it was Hollywood, everyone and their coke-pusher threatened to quit Twitter or quit Twitter because they couldn’t handle all the free speech.

The only speech they can handle is usually the script someone else has written for them. This week, Jim Carrey tweeted that he was leaving. Well, don’t let the door knock on you and your talking asshole on the way out.

But now there’s another reason why you won’t hear about his movies. Then it was the far-leftists like AOC, every other tweet from her was like a deranged note a crazed ex would leave on your bedroom mirror with lipstick on. You know, I should know – this has happened to me many times. Now it’s Antifa.

First of all, who knew they could actually read? These morons are so dumb that when they have to go to the bathroom, they scratch at the front door to get someone to let them out.


The Intercept reports that several freaks had their accounts suspended after right-wing operatives appealed directly to Musk to ban them. Leftists blame Andy Ngo, a far-right citizen journalist, and when I say far-right, I mean until now, everything he wrote about these scumbags was true.

Last week, he tweeted to Elon that Antifa’s Twitter accounts were promoting riots, to which Musk replied, “Inciting violence will result in account suspension.” See how easy that was, Jack Dorsey? Why didn’t you think of that two years ago?

And so they got kicked off Twitter faster than you can say, “How do you like it, you who don’t shower, you love Marxists, and you have a yellow belly?”

Yeah, they were thrown faster than Brian Kilmeade clinging to a cliff in one of my many recurring dreams – every time. And before you know it, the Portland Antifa chapter was threatening revenge, staging protests at Tesla dealerships.

The bright side ? They won’t have to set electric cars on fire as they ignite on their own. And what kind of person even agrees with these disbelievers?

ADVERTISER: Never classy, ​​she’s so sassy, ​​feels slandered, slowly loses her mind. Can’t keep her opinions to herself with white fragility on her shelf. Over-educated and under-medicated. She won’t be happy until we’re all castrated. It’s the one called Dirtbag Deb.

DIRTBAG DEB: Hey, Elon Musk banned Antifa. It’s unnecessary censorship. We, I mean, they didn’t do anything wrong.

MAN: Look, Deb, I don’t have time for this, okay? I must…

DIRTBAG DEB: “Elon Musk spews hate speech, and it needs to be stopped.” It’s a good one. I will tweet this.

MAN: Well wait, wait a minute. Aren’t you calling for censorship?

DIRTBAG DEB: Yeah, then?

MAN: Well, you freely tweet your opinion, it’s a bit hypocritical, isn’t it?

DIRTBAG DEB: Eh? You really got me thinking. [Screams]

Violence. In the meantime you have a dedicated Supercuts user – sadly – Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen claiming she misspoke when she said there was no reason to reconsider the purchase from Musk on Twitter. You know, she looks like Newt Gingrich, if he was in transition.

At a New York Times event yesterday, she said the deal would warrant government scrutiny if national security concerns were raised, which was a total of 180 since she told CBS it just a few weeks ago there was no basis for an investigation. Yes, she gave in faster than Jerry Nadler during a hunger strike. I haven’t seen a knockdown like this since Brit Hume wrestled Tyrus. I think they were struggling.

Elon Musk has wasted no time making his mark on Twitter since taking over last month.

Of course, the White House is pissed because now that Elon owns it, they know they can’t control the site’s narratives anymore. Elon said yesterday that before he bought Twitter, the “obvious reality” was that Twitter “interfered in the election” by moderating content.

And now Twitter’s former content moderator admits that was wrong. He references the censorship of the New York Post blurb on Hunter Biden’s laptop, all to make sure old Joe would reek of the Oval Office with shows created by chasing crab cakes with ensure vanilla. Yeah.

Then there’s Liz Warren who implodes when asked about Elon.


HILLARY VAUGHN, FOX BUSINESS REPORTER: Republicans say Democrats are going after Elon Musk.

SEN. ELIZABETH WARREN: Elon Musk is doing very well.

VAUGHN: But do you think users have a right to freedom of expression, even if what they say is wrong or offensive?

WARREN: I think a human being shouldn’t decide how millions of people communicate with each other… A human being shouldn’t be able to walk into a dark room alone and decide, ‘Oh, that person is hurt, that person isn’t’ you.” That’s not how it should work.

Sen. Elizabeth Warre, D-Mass., spoke to Fox Business about Elon Musk's handling of Twitter

Sen. Elizabeth Warre, D-Mass., spoke to Fox Business about Elon Musk’s handling of Twitter
(Screenshot/Fox News)

And there she goes. Have you ever noticed how these politicians are always in a hurry, but nothing is ever done? Where are they going? Where is she going ?

Either she’s late for a committee hearing or she has a small bladder. Either way, she’s as bitter as a bowl of peyote. Why don’t you dance the rain to the commune… For the love of God, stop dressing like Prince. Then there’s this clown who answers questions the best he can, which he doesn’t.


PETER DOOCY: When are you going to delete the White House Twitter account?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: Why would we do that?

DOOCY: Well, you say you keep an eye on Twitter because it might not be a suitable platform, so why use it?

JEAN PIERRE: Listen, I want to be very clear here. The President has always said and he has been very, very clear in his belief that it is important that social media platforms continue to take action to reduce hate speech and misinformation.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre speaks during the daily briefing at the White House in Washington.

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre speaks during the daily briefing at the White House in Washington.
(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

Well, this lady looks down more often than someone trying on new shoes. She says the site needs to reduce hate speech and misinformation. Curiously, however, it is the left that seems to be cornering this market. But Elon doesn’t just piss off these bozos. The EU has threatened to ban Twitter unless it follows its strict content moderation rules.

The European official told Musk he must adhere to a checklist of rules, including abandoning an arbitrary approach to reinstating banned users. What does that mean? Pursue disinformation aggressively and agree to thorough, independent audits by next year or so.


Well, I guess that idiot forgot that although Twitter is global, it’s still as American as cinnamon pies and 4th of July mattress sales. Which makes me wonder, how do you say blow your ass off in German, French, Italian, Spanish, Swedish and Polish?


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