Is Disney, a company that tried to normalize ducks without pants, using a colorful animated alarm clock to destroy America? According to Fox News, yes.
Wake up, fellow Americans, and join me in fearing the greatest existential threat to our lives: The Walt Disney Co.
That’s right, the same company that for decades tried to normalize ducks without pants is now – according to Fox News, my go-to source for things to feel irrationally angry about – trying to use an alarm clock. shameless and colorful to destroy American morality.