President Biden’s disinformation chief, Nina Jankowicz, sang about the sex of dead children with fictional character Harry Potter, while participating in the ‘wizard rock band’ called ‘The Moaning Myrtles’, which released several songs detailing such fantasies.
Jankowicz, the hardline left-winger who heads the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Council, or “Ministry of Truth,” was apparently a huge Harry Potter fan — enough to start a band with his friend Lauren Fairweather in the 2000s. According to Spotify, the albums were released in 2007 and 2008, which means Jankowicz was probably 18 when the first album was released.
Videos began circulating on social media allegedly featuring the vocals of Jankowicz and his bandmate singing questionable lyrics. However, a brief search of the music streaming platform on Spotify shows a variety of releases from the duo, with lyrics featuring the two singing fantasies, including Sex of a Dead Child with Harry Potter and The Secret Capture of “peep shows” in the bathrooms.
In one such track, titled “The Prefects Are Hot”, the duo makes it clear that they call her “Moaning Myrtle” – the ghost girl who haunts the toilets – “for some reason”, continuing to sing on the spying on naked children in bathrooms, because “bathrooms are perfect places for peep shows”.
The duo then sing “looking for prefects” in the bathroom – setting the scene found in the fourth installment of JK Rowling’s Harry Potter series, Goblet of Fire – but instead, the ghost finds Harry Potter, and she fantasizes about solving “the mystery between” the 14-year-old character’s legs:
I went looking for prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between her legs
The lyrics continue, as The Moaning Myrtles expressed the hope that Harry would drown in the lake during the Triwizard Tournament so that Myrtle could have sex with a dead child with Harry:
I hope Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know ghosts have working natomies
What’s better than that – we don’t get STDs!
In another song, titled “Cedric”, the two apparently celebrate the character’s death, and on “Sitting on a Toilet”, they sing about tying their fingers in Harry’s hair.
“If I tried to kiss you, your lips would go through me. There was a better line here, but it wasn’t family-friendly,” they said. And “Aesthetically Pleasing” features the duo singing a “wet kiss with “the hottie” Harry.
Interestingly, the band’s song “And Then I Died” also contains what the left would certainly consider “transphobic” lyrics, calling a boy “creepy” for being in the girls’ bathroom:
And ran into a stall
And I heard a boy talking right outside the door
Get out of my bathroom, you’re really creepy
You’re not a girl and you don’t belong here
It’s an ironic discovery – Jankowicz’s apparent obsession with Harry Potter – as many have seen her as the American version of Dolores Umbridge from the Ministry of Magic.
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